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an oldie but a goodie
*teaching simplifying*
"look at this perfect whole number! it's beautiful! you should give this to your valentine give it to your mommy and daddy! you love them, give them a math probl- no they're going to slap you in the face. MY SON SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE."
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*mr k reading an example of a 'perfect 20/20' IB essay*
"'i couldn't find the example i needed so i made a graph out of the data that i did have to hand'......did have to hand...."
*slams fist on desk and walks off*
"THIS ENGLISH IS B R O K E N"
"this is a '20/20' piece of garbage"
my math teacher:
"terminal arm hasta la vista baby ill terminate you"
"the firefighters walk into an inappropriate bar and see some dancers flipping around the pole, AKA THE Y AXISSSSSS"
"across the x axis like a rOTISSERIE CHICKENNN HANDS UP YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN ROTISSERIE CHICKENNNNN RIGHTTT"
*pause*
"SIX PEOPLEEE"
*another pause*
"FIVE PEOPLEEE"
*starts promoting costco chicken*
*my calc teacher talking about the class's poor performance on a test*
"has anyone ever gotten an A on an english essay? WRONG ANSWER. ITS IMPOSSIBLE. you must've bribed your teacher with chocolates or 'oH gOoD mOrNiNg MiSs-' YOU CLOUDED THEIR JUDGEMENT."
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i feel it's worth mentioning that my calculus teacher used the triforce from zelda botw to teach us sohcahtoa.
*my calc teacher teaching us quadratics*
"imagine you did everything right and you got post secondary education passed with amazing marks...and youre working at mcdonald's. just flipping burgers. and now you're thousands of dollars in debt. should you simplify your life? guys how much does the vice president of mcdonalds make? someone google it."
*later*
"so now that you're not flipping burgers and now running for the prime minister of canada, you've been promoted to the coefficient."
more of my math teacher:
mr k: "do you have a sibling"
classmate: "no"
mr k: "do you have a pet"
classmate: "no"
mr k: "ok"
mr k:
mr k: "do you have a book or something"
my chaotic calculus teacher is the only thing keeping me from dropping out of the class so i have come to the conclusion that i should share some treasured moments with mr. k
mr. k: sushis great
random kid: i like tempura
mr. k: YOOO YOURE JAPANESE???
kid: no im chinese
mr. k: AHH BUT YOU STILL RESPECT JAPANESE YA??
kid: yeah
mr. k: YAAAAA WORLD PEACE MAN