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okay continuation of my last post. as others have said, shane is not endeared by luca haas’ shyness. he’s like my husband the captain is coddling this kid someone’s gotta tell him to lock tf in so shane is snappy and barking corrections at luca during practice (it’s not a jealousy thing it’s NOT he’s just trying to make sure everybody is playing their best). and the first few times it happens luca falters in his stride and ilya thinks it’s because his feelings are hurt or whatever so ilya is like “shane he is trying his best be nice ):” to which shane says “im just being honest 😐 someone has to be 😐” meanwhile luca absolutely did not fuck up his skating because shane made him sad luca stumbled because shane yelling sharp orders at him to make him be better got him bricked up in nearly record time. the only time he got harder faster and more inconveniently was the first time luca scored a goal and ilya ruffled his hair hard enough to jostle his head around like luca was an especially good dog. anyway shane’s corrections Do help him get better so honestly luca is fucking winning. he’s getting personalized and incredibly in-depth and perceptive advice to better his game from The best player in the league shane fucking hollander AND getting yelled at by him (hot) at the same time, AND THEN he is also being mentored by the Other best player in the league ilya fucking rozanov who is ALSO being extra kind and encouraging to luca (also hot) because he feels a little guilty that his husband is being snippy towards a rookie. luca is fucking winning

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

god, you take a five minute break and some asshole paints a picture

I bet Jean Baptiste wasn't helping with the washing up or doing the laundry

Teen girls feeling the same for 269 years