❝ Why do you people always             persist  on  being  painfully                                        W R O N G ? ❞

                    ❝ -----GOOD!                                                                        Now what is it you want?                                      A compliment from you                                      is always tied with a price;                                                                                    wanted or not. ❞

                    ❝ The chances of you, or quite frankly anyone                        who is not ME, asking a stupid question with                        a painfully obvious solution is 156.7 to 1 in the                        ratio spectrum. So before you WASTE what                        preciously stale air is held within this room and                         DEFILE it with your breath, allow me to supply                        you with a sufficient answer: 'no'. ❞

                                                                        -------You were adopted,                                                                               and it appears you have                                                                               only recently found that out. ❞

                                          -----Don't bother answering,                                                     it was a rhetorical question simply put                                                     to move from one boring and judgmental                                                     topic to the next. ❞

                         ❝ ----going on here. Your knife alone                                        surfaces plenty of questions. ❞

        ❝ It was not a SUGGESTION.             Try again,                             you BORE me with your                               meaningless questions. ❞

              ❝ You with the HAIR,                                      tell me                                                      what exactly is it you                                                     are trying to prove?                      Wait, no,                     don't tell me,                     allow me to 'GUESS'.  ❞

           ❝ BUT if you're the who whose done it,                then surely you, unable to recall what                you have done, would have been in                no frame of mind to commit such crimes                in the first place and therefore would                have left a substantial amount of evidence                against yourself. ❞

                 ❝ No----- try again. ❞

                       And possibly to piece                        together the why,                                      the who,                               and the where. ❞

          ❝ Seeing as I have yet to shower since              my last FORCED outing with you which              was, ahh eight days ago . . . it is hard              not to come to the conclusion of possible              filth upon my person. And through all of              that I have yet to work out your point in              the matter, besides the usual                                                         -------pointing out the obvious. ❞

           ❝ Trust me,                regardless of your threat                                                    ------I wouldn't want to. ❞

            ❝ Ah, but it's the BAD ones                that are the BEST;                                         they're never quite as they                                        seem beneath the surface. ❞

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