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Squidward: "spongebob im pregnant"

Sponge bob: "congrats squiddy!! Am i the dad?"

Squidward: "Nope, I'm cheating on you."

Spongebob: "b-but why squidwardo???"

Squidward: "Bcs im actually..."

Obama: "Obama!"

Spongebob: "fo real?!!??!?!?"

Obama: "Let me be clear, squidward is actually pregnant and you're the father!"

Spongebob: "we have to go to him then!!"

-With squidward-

Squidward: "I'm pregnant!! And your not the father!!!"

Squillium: "WHAT?!?!? Your ch-ch-CHEATING ON ME?!??!?!"

Squidward: "YES! and the father.... Is SPONGEBOB!"

Spongebob:"Squiddy! I heard the news! Is it true im your baby daddy?"

Squidward: "Yes papi!!!"

Squillium: "Ok well, I'm inlove with HIM!!"

Squillium points at mr.krabs

Mr.krabs: "ayayayayyy now my child will have two parents again!!"

Pearl: "I'm a lesbian"

Squillium: " I have somethijg to tell you all.... I'm actually....."

Donald Trump: "president donald trump!"

Mr.Krabs: "ykw i think we should break up"

Squidward: "Squillium we need a divorce!!"

Squillium Trump: "FINE!!"

-At the courtroom-

Gary: "Meow" translation= "My client was cheated on first!"

Squillium Trump: "FINE I CHEATED! So WHAT?!??!"

Gary: "Meow mew Meow MEOW" translation= "Your honor, case CLOSED!"

Judge Milk: "Squillium, you cheated on your husband, you have to give up half of your martial assets to him!"

Squillium Trump: "NOOOOOOO!!!!"

Squillium has a heart attack and dies

-With Mr.Krabs-

Junko Enoshima: "Can I get one krabby pattie with a kelp shake and some dispair?"

Mr.Krabs: "Of course"

Plankton: "Grrrrrrr!! Mr.Krabs is MINE!!"

Plankton throws a knife at Junko but misses bcs he sucks

Junko Enoshima: "Girl I was js ordering a Krabby pattie chill bruh"

Mr.Krabs: "You like me still Plankton???"

Plankton: "I never STOPPED loving you bbg"

Spongebob: "KRABS!! MY HUSBAND IS GOING INTI LABOUR!!"

Junko Enoshima: "Woah, can i come?"

Spongebob: "sure, BUT WEVE GOTTA GO!!"

-At the hospital (in costal rica ft.ocean)-

Doctor Hatsune spongeku: "PUSH SQUIDASS!!"

Squidward: "AHHHHHH!!"

Spongebob: "SQUIDDY!!"

Junko Enoshima: "We came as fast as we could!!"

The baby pops out and it's GREY???

Doctor Hatsune: "Your baby is an underwater Karkat Vantas! Good luck!"

The doctor leaves the room and squidward hold his baby

Squillium Trump's spirit floating to hell: "Curse you Obama!!"

Obama: "You two are a lovely couple!"

Squidward: "Thank you Obama!"

Docotor Hatsune: "Judge Milk cmon lets get you back home..."

Milk who was hiding in the corner: "And thank you viewers!"

Spongebob: "Obama our love couldn't have blossomed without you!!"

And oh wow!!! The end!!!