henlo babies !! i’m here to introduce you to my motherfreakin baby beau whom i love with my whole ass heart n soul !
[ secret: muse a | jordan fisher, cis male, he/him ] — have you seen bodhi warner, the economics and management student around oxford yet? i hear the twenty-three year old can be gullible and parsimonious, but those who know them insist that they are benevolent and exuberant. rumour has it that he’s taking performance-enhancing drugs. is it true? only time will tell.
bodhi hayes warner was born to america’s sweetheart and actress veronica hayes and property mogul and hotel chain owner damien warner and so he was raised on film sets and in hotels where he technically shouldn’t have been ( warner leisure hotels are adults only ).
beau’s first love was football, his dad grew up following chelsea fc and really there wasn’t much choice in the matter from there. his father always intended for beau to take over the family business considering he was an only child but it became clear to everyone when he was young that his future was going to be in his football and that it wasn’t going to be in either of his parent’s respective career’s.
at age thirteen rumours began to circulate that veronica had begun an affair with the frontman of a world famous rock band ( think the stones or ac/dc ) and at fifteen his mum left his dad while beau was off at school. from then on he split time at both of his parent’s houses, his mum’s in new york and his dad’s in london.
his mum had two daughters with his stepdad, calypso ( 5 ) and tallulah ( 2 ), and they frankly give him the most joy bc they just luv they big brother u know???
he’s really, truly wealthy alright? his parents gots money, he always went to the best schools and wore the best clothes etc but it was mostly his parents doing and in truth he’s always super hesitant to spend large amounts of cash. he lives a really lush life, drives a fancy car, lives in a posh house but when it comes to spending money on himself? nah. but spending on others? pfft u gon get treated like a king/queen. he really needs that person who like, forces him to focus on himself a little u know? ( hint hint )
he’s muse a in secrets which means he gots a kid y’all!! so he has a daughter nd her name is kinsley veronica warner nd honestly??? find me someone or something beau loves more than his baby girl??? everything he does, his degree, football, it’s all to build a life that his daughter would be proud of. ( she’s like, two months old so coffee rn??? his best friend )
honestly, beau is just rlly soft man??? he’s never ever actively gone out of his way to hurt anyone, and if he does you bet he feels guilty for like 452309850231 years afterwards. he tries to make friends with everyone but isn’t hard up for friends so if u dnt want that then that’s cool too, he’s smart enough to keep his distance from people who won’t do him any good in the long run.
he’s so not used to anyone but his teachers calling him bodhi bc??? literally only his mum calls him that and only when she’s mad so pls call him beau otherwise he’ll just be perpetually confused nd think ur actually mad at him
best friend/s: while beau tends to be friends w nearly everyone he comes across, there are 1-2 people who are his absolute ride or dies, they know every last thing about him, they would know his secret ( aka his shame ) and everything else that he tends to keep tucked close to his chest.
roommate: he currently owns in a four-bedroom semi-detatched townhouse, i imagine one bedroom is kinsley’s, one is rhiannon’s and the other??? pls give him a roommate i just want it okay thank, do it for his rlly cute kid
love interest/ex gf/bf: this person was the first person he dated after jennie died and he was too heartbroken then, and distracted by rhi’s pregnancy that he couldn’t commit like he wanted. i imagine there are some lingering feelings he just can’t shake
frenemies: this would be super one sided unless there was a proper reason for beau to dislike your character but just??? confused beau like??? “r u okay?? did i do something wrong?? let me fIX IT” god he’s pure what the fuck have i done?
anyway, this is the worst intro known to man but thank u for coming to my ted talk nd i hope u all love my son he really is the light of my life.