hawps (at Crimson City Brewing Company)

@theartofmadeline

bliss lane

titsay
Not today Justin
The Stonewall Inn

roma★
noise dept.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Interview Vampire Daily
YOU ARE THE REASON
occasionally subtle
RMH
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
$LAYYYTER
almost home
Noah Kahan

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hawps (at Crimson City Brewing Company)

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ROW 7. SO CLOSE
Jackburrito
Chicago Love Story
I got mad and burned all of the trees down. (at Yellowstone National Park)

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The Shake: Trump vs. Macron
Good on ya, Macron. Go fuck yourself, Trump.
@everyone with an iPhone
Settings >
General > background app refresh: off
General > accessibility > reduce motion: on
General > handoff & suggested apps: off (unless you need it)
General > accessibility > increase contrast: reduce transparency. (This makes some things uglier but REALLY helps your charge last longer)
Bluetooth: off (when you aren’t using it)
Display & brightness > auto-brightness: off (turn it down lower than halfway to preserve battery)
Sounds > vibrate on ring: off
Privacy > location settings: make sure only the apps that need your location are switched on
Privacy > diagnostics and usage: don’t send
Privacy > advertising > limit ad tracking: on
iTunes and App Store: turn off all automatic downloads
General > spotlight search > only check what you need (eg. I only have contacts, apps and music checked)
Make all these changes and your phone will run like fifty times faster and it’ll preserve your battery power.
OK, I did every single one of these things, and I’m about to tell you that this is not a fucking joke. My battery has lasted twice as long as it normally does ever since I made these changes and they honestly aren’t even a big deal, not a single one has effected use. Mom holy FUCK.
the world’s general intolerance for Mulder is either a devastating plot point or comedy gold
Maui is not obese
Maui is a powerful demigod. Big and strong and… oh, you think he looks fat?
That’s probably because you’ve been conditioned by the media to accept this
as what strong and fit looks like. Amiright?
Sadly… these guys are not all that strong. Yeah, they got muscles… but they aren’t built in a useful way. They are built for looks and that’s about it.
This…
is a strong guy. Actually a competitor in the Strongman competition. But… his tummy sticks out and he doesn’t look like a Dorito.
You know who else is strong?
These guys…
And Maui…
Look at those arms, omg. And that solid, sturdy torso. You can see a shadow where his meat covers his ribs, but he doesn’t look like any slouch to me.
And this guy…
That’s Dwayne Johnson’s grandfather. When the Disney animators showed him their sketches of Maui, he pulled out a picture of his grandfather and showed it to them because he was amazed how similar they looked. This dude was also a pro wrestler.
There’s actually a great infographic about ab muscles and stuff over HERE. but this is the part i want to show you.
Now… look at Maui again.
That thickness don’t move like fat. It doesn’t jiggle and he’s able to flex it. Look at how it sits on his body. It doesn’t sag… he doesn’t have a gut. There’s even a slight V shape to his torso.
It’s just big and not ‘defined’.
And people aren’t used to that.
(sorry, this isn’t the most organized post… i kinda just let it all spill out)
This is the kind of strong I want to be.

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STOP 👏🏻 NORMALIZING 👏🏻 CHEATING 👏🏻
theres not a better cryptid than bigfoot
just a big hairy fuckin ape… hanging out in the woods…
When life gives you a dozen overripe bananas, make 3 loaves and 6 muffins worth of banana bread. (at Bloomington, Indiana)

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Boss
silent hill go works with your phone making radio static noises at you when you come across a monster and then you have to figure out which part of your subconscious it represents
I'd play it