I wish there were more men near me that wanted me to rim them while they had to shit.
Letting out the nastiest wettest farts in my face, telling me to get my nose nice and deep in their hole so I wasn’t missing any of the stink.
Feeling their rim relax as I lick around their hole, coaxing their shit out, licking and sucking on the tip of their turd like a disgusting lollipop.
Them mashing my face against their hole so I’m assaulted by the smell and feeling their shit squishing up my nose and against my skin.
Making me dig my fingers up into their anus to get out all the remaining shit.
I just want to be a good toilet.


















