My Chamber of Secrets

I’ve made a terrible mistake

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH ?

Tryna get through life like…

From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form

"What’re you up to?" His simple text said. "Just eating cereal and lying in bed." "What if I was with you?" he responded with ease, "I guess I’d get more cereal if I please." And that’s when he said it, that simpering lad, that stupid response that makes all of us mad. My mind filled with dread, with a twist in my gut, I picked up my phone and read: “Haha, and then what ;)”

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?" "I am Groot."

But like, didn’t Groot accidentally grab Gamora instead of Peter at the beginning? And Rocket was all “Learn genders already!” So like. Groot has no idea what gender is. Seems pretty canon to me?

^ this