Soledad

This how I’m getting married

yo deadass? “ deadass ma” -you may now kiss ya mans-

We ain’t gone talk about the rev holding the pit

In New York they don’t say “I love you”, they say “I fucks with you heavy” and I think that’s really beautiful.

Speaking nothing but facts for 37 seconds

When people say you need to listen to old people because they have wisdom, this is what it’s talking about.

I would die for Truffles.

i don’t know what a boat is

If a car was gay

oh cool. love is love

HIS NAME IS MAMESUKE. THAT’S LIKE CALLING A DOG “BEANBOY”

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”