the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

THATS MY BABYYYYYY!!!

Women only want one thing and it’s fucking EARNEST

so many songs to listen to. so many books to read. so many things to watch. so much stuff to write. i think i will sit here and decompose

"even fate picks its favorites" is such a raw fucking line so it's no surprise that it comes from the cinematic masterpiece Megamind (2010)

my music taste is immaculate. dick game huge. i am friends with rodents. i am sexy and insane and i think that's cool of me. i am gay. the only flaw is that i'm evil

hey vampires! im very stupid and have so much blood

*knits u a blanket out of our red string of fate*