Y Chromosome Dominated Potential Rapist

“I’ve tried EVERYTHING” she cried out with exasperation while trying to convince the physician that the only option left is the surgery. However, when the physician said “I’d like to see you lose 15 pounds before we go ahead with the procedure,” she thought “this is why I need feminism”

Every time I see a stupid meme like this, it's always, always, some feminist fattie that posts it. Without exception. It's the ego behind this that gets me... A woman, who can't attract men, telling me, a man, what I find attractive. It'd be one thing if the people who post these actually looked like these "curvy" girls, but they never do! It's amazing... fat people, instead of trying to lose weight and work on themselves, try to convince everyone else that their perceptions of beauty are wrong. And in case you weren't sure, those dudes who message you on okcupid are, indeed, hog-hunters.

And lastly, a nice tan. Who doesn’t like a nice tan? Besides gingers, that is. Fat, pale, gingers. Why do they even go to the beach? 

This gem of a book has moved to the top of my summer reading list

I found this rare blue land-whale, a cousin of the more well known, fully aquatic, blue whale. The primary difference between the sea dwelling mammal and it's land traveling counterpart is the ability of the land-whale to create a blog to bitch and complain about men not finding them attractive, despite the fact, and painfully obvious it is, that they are indeed drop dead gorgeous.

Now where’s the fun in that?