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Someone sent this to me? Not sure what it is. Moderately freaked out.

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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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on this day two years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

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on this day three years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

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first i take yo life, then i take yo wife

Claudius to King Hamlet, before the play began (via incorrectshakespeare)

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Dark Shakespeare Sequels

Thirteenth Night: Malvolio’s Revenge

Much Ado 2: Kill Claudio

The Merchant of Menace

As You Don’t Like It

The Scary Wives of Windsor: The Fall of Falstaff

The Tempest 2: Hurricane Miranda

Richard III 2: Back from Bosworth (feat. zombie Richard)

A Midsummer Nightmare: Attack on Titania

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The following scenario may or may not have happened to me in english class today. My teacher: "Does anyone know any Shakespeare quotes?" Me, absently running on espresso, 2 hours of sleep, and a lot of time spent on your blog: ""Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou are blinding to the eye and uncomfortably hot."" needless to say my teacher laughed at me for pretty much the rest of class

omg that’s classic

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I hate to be ‘that guy’ but I hate it slightly less than being 'this guy’ so, with your permission, I will now begin the transformation

Hamlet, Act I, Scene II (via incorrectshakespeare)

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Dolores Umbridge is the High Inquisitor, which technically means she works for the Ministry, so she’s really not a part of our family. Also, she’s single, so she’s really not a part of her family.

Professor McGonagall (via incorrect-harry-potter-quotes)

Harry: What's the matter, Hermione? Tired?

Hermione: I don't get tired, I get results.

Draco Malfoy: It's a white flag, and you better start waving it now, Potter!

Harry Potter: The only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Draco Malfoy: ...Good Lord.

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so I need a bulk supply of this card

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o m g

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new zealand’s finest

Voldemort: Surrender!

Harry: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well. I accept.

Ron: Everyone wants you. You’re like the hot girl that every guy wants.

Harry: I’m the hot girl?

Ron: [walking away] You are the hottest girl.

Harry: I’m the hot girl!

Neville: [confused] Yes, you are.

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Harry Potter: What is that

Minerva McGonagall: We call it the Sorting Hat.

Harry Potter: Is that because it’s a hat that sorts? I hope you people are smarter than you are creative.

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Voldemort is the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch.

Albus Dumbledore [about The Order of the Phoenix] (via incorrect-harry-potter-quotes)

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