Shoo Me

Not gonna lie, this person would absolutely hold my attention

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no such thing as “chick”peas anymore Thanks to Big Feminism. it’s just peas now

I gatekeep by not explaining what I'm talking about

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@potatojarl @xero76

#if my therapist had one of these bad boys in his office he could unlock a spectrum of mental disorders only perceptible to shrimp

#that and the glass outdoor table

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There may not be any tuna in subway tuna salad but I think if you were ordering tuna salad from subway you deserve whatever they give you

damn girl those tits are amongus

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babygirl you would not believe the amount of tabs i have open

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you know that gag where there’s a character who’s falling off a ledge to their death and they’re all teary and the music swells as their hand slips and then the shot zooms out to show they fell like. two feet. that’s what answering important emails feels like.