Confused Potato

Would you like to file a report

im at a party and i just saw someone dab to cotton eyed joe can someone please come pick me up

i love the fact that there are two pictures of eyes that I now read as two different phrases without question

it’s free perishing 

damn I wish amazon would deliver arms to me

how did you type this without arms

Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

tomorrow is a day

allegedly

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

so much happening i cannot beleive this was 15 seconds

THE CAT WTF

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs

fantastic analysis but you forgot the banana in the chair which is integral to my enjoyment of this video

every time i see this video i forget it immediately afterwards, and when i watch it all i dont find it funny, but it does elicit such a strong emotion from me that i just. cant name