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That girl goes through boys like Hogwarts goes through defense against the dark arts teachers.

So, one boy a year? And each one unique, diverse and interesting? Good for her.

me last night

ME lmao

Finally, a list that 5% of Tumblr are satisfied with.

BURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNN

Why the fuck is the president bashing other politicians. Our first president specifically said that we needed to try and keep peace between the political parties and here's the most powerful man on the planet making fuckinf stupid jokes at the expense of his own collegues. I'm ashamed. Politics and politicians can all go fuck themselves, I hate them all. Ugh.

OH MY GOD GUYS I WAS AT DISNEYLAND AND I SAW THIS LADY GO UP TO THIS LITTLE GIRL DRESSED UP AS THOR AND SAY “that’s not ladylike” AND THE LITTLE GIRL JUMPS INTO A FIGHTING STANCE POINTS HER HAMMER AT THE LADY AND SAYS “SUCK MY ASS” WITH THE MOST SERIOUS LOOK I CANT

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE FAKEST THING I THINK I'VE EVER READ

And we want the president passing more useless laws because...?

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

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