fun side blog

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

reblog to tell prev she's a good girl

if you don't know how to have sex you can just meow cutely until a girl comes along puts a collar on you and claims you as a pet.

"listen to your body" my body wants a woman to get me pregnant

I need to be brainwashed in a way I can't recover from. I need to be mindfucked in a way that leaves me changed forever.

uhhh, ma'am, i'm not sure if you noticed this minor faux-pas but your erect horsecock is resting on my face. you're getting pre in my hair, ma'am. ma'am. mmph-

Who volunteers to put their fingers in my mouth and call me a good boy?

fupa fat enough that u cant see the tdick. btw

enough talking about tdick poking past the pussy lips. wheres the hype for fat pussy that covers the whole thang

shout out to fat faggots ur bellies and thighs look so good with boot treads on em

a tgirl’s a-cups are plenty to grope and be perverted about. anyone with a warrior’s spirit can recognize this.

robots with human genitalia are sooooo boring. they should have weirdly sensitive sensors instead. their brain should be confused about how to interpret certain sensations and makes them pleasurable as a result. overstimulating them makes their power source go all crazy. they should be weird about really mundane stuff like recharging or interfacing with other tech. they should make their wires twist and mingle on purpose because if they get the angle right it feels sooooo good. putting new batteries in them or plugging them into an outlet makes some of them horny because it's all this new energy flowing through them and before the initial jolt wears down, it has them all overly sensitive and wound tight and stuff.

shibari ropes squishing into fat stomachs and thighs. you agree.

there should be waaay more posts and content of cis guys being pathetic bottom subs for trans men