Knowing Smiles

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

one of my friends has started referring to me as "cuddlebait" and it has me feeling Very normal,,

The thing about Trump is like. You know those isekai stories where some Enlightened Modern Dude shows up in a "primitive" fantasy land and uses his superior knowledge and/or rationalism (if it's a rationalist fic) to solve all the problems and make stuff better with his Big Brain? Trump and doge and all that shit reminds me of how that would actually go. Everything these idiots do reminds me of some random truck-concussed guy pouring all of his energy into revolutionising trade via inventing railroads and firing all those clearly-corrupt officials who look down their noses at him only for some labourer to go "okay, where will we get the iron to build these tracks? The mines don't produce that much iron, I assume you've secured another source?" and then the whole nation collapsing because he had everyone capable of doing the accounting exiled and collapsed the church under the assumption that it must be pointless and stupid because he doesn't believe in their god and couldn't see at a cursory glance that it was doing anything useful.

It’s my goal in life to look like the alt lesbian older sister from a 2010s urban fantasy or cyberpunk graphic novel.

Good goal. If i were a decade younger it would be my goal too.

You’re never too old to be an older sister from a 2010s graphic novel.

Fair. But at this point I go for lesbian librarian that's clearly an actual witch.

one of my friends has started referring to me as "cuddlebait" and it has me feeling Very normal,,

one of my friends has started referring to me as "cuddlebait" and it has me feeling Very normal,,

one of my friends has started referring to me as "cuddlebait" and it has me feeling Very normal,,

one of my friends has started referring to me as "cuddlebait" and it has me feeling Very normal,,

one of my friends has started referring to me as "cuddlebait" and it has me feeling Very normal,,

one of my friends has started referring to me as "cuddlebait" and it has me feeling Very normal,,

honestly i'm such a sucker for like very subtle resistance in hypnosis, like in the middle of a session. the kind where the hypnotist just has to repeat themself or be a little more firm or give a little bit of encouragement, and it's just gone