I wish I had training wheels for posterity

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

At night I hear the ants in my house whispering to me and telling me to go full on bug mode. I can't listen to them yet. But I tell them, soon

going to the store to buy specific ingredients for a meal you have planned is actually so fun and sexy

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

Image description: [An aquarium exhibit set up to look like a fake laundromat with many pink translucent jellyfish in a tank shaped like a washing machine. There are signs that say “Blue Moon Laundromat,” “Drop off laundry Service,” and “Professional Dry cleaning services.” The second image is a gif of the jellyfish moving in the dark blue water. ]

i really struck a chord here didnt i