incorrect quotes, headcanons, edits, and the like, all dedicated to these children who love soccer | asks and submissions are welcome and highly appreciated!
hi there! i'm mod beta, but just call me noa (he/they)! i made this blog after seeing a lot of other incorrect quotes sideblogs, and figured i could give this a shot myself!
i can't think of everything on the spot, so this blog's ask and submission boxes are open in case you guys want to share any ideas (incorrect quotes, headcanons, etc etc)!!
i decided on not just dedicate this account strictly to incorrect quotes, and hopefully i'll be able to post some of my own headcanons or edits here and there!
if you ever feel like helping me out with managing this account, don't be afraid to reach out to me by directly messaging me on my main tumblr!
more (important) information under the cut~
current mods!
well, there's only one so far. and that's me!
mod beta ๐๐ -> @nanairomelette
don't interact!
i know i might seem a bit weird for this since this is just a sideblog for fun BUT i value my own comfort as well, so...
try to use the basic dni criteria as a general basis for what this list consists of. if you fit any of this criteria, kindly stay away from this blog, and block it as well ^^
please don't interact if you engage in proshipping/comshipping/are an anti-anti;
are a(n) nsfw/18+ blog,
or just a bigot in general. thank you!
ask/submission rules
before any of you submit anything, please make sure you've read this...
PLEASE, PLEASE, don't send anything suggestive or remotely nsfw on the ask/submission box. i don't care if this is about the go adults, or if you're the same age as the characters you're mentioning, your prompt will be deleted with no exception! (i don't mean to be rude with this rule, i'm just uncomfy w nsfw!)
don't use the ask/sub box to start discourse of any kind ^^ i don't feel like dealing with any of that
don't be bigoted either. you'll be blocked from this blog otherwise (same thing goes with rule 1)
use common sense! it doesn't mean a certain rule isn't here means it's allowed. and i'll probably add more rules as i remember them anyway
other stuff
to keep posts organized ahead of time, i'll tag posts made my me (all posts thus far, basically) as mod beta ๐๐!
i'm not always active, but i'll try to post (and queue) as much as i can!
i'll add on more to this post as i remember what i need to add...~
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saginuma: nothing in life is free.
hiroto: love is free!
midorikawa: adventure is free.
reina: knowledge is free.
nagumo: everything is free if you take it without paying.
atsuishi: have you seen a person named 'Nagumo Haruya' around here?
suzuno: ugh, yes. they made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
natsuhiko: it looks fine to me?
suzuno: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
sangoku, driving hamano and kurama: so, how was your day?
hamano: we almost got surprise adopted!
sangoku: what?
kurama: we almost got kidnapped.
sangoku: oh, okay.
sangoku: *slams on the brakes* WAIT WHAT?!
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aphrodi: 'person of interest' is almost too flattering.
aphrodi: like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'a man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' i'd be like, 'moi? oh, do go on.'
hakuryuu: dandelions symbolize everything i want to be in life
taiyou: fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
hakuryuu: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
yukimura: edible
fei: let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
saru: okay, but in my defense, zanark bet me 50 cents i couldn't drink all that shampoo.
fei: that's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Store Worker: would a mx. fubuki shirou please come to the front desk?
shirou, arriving at the desk: hello, is there a problem?
[ the poor store worker points at a pouting atsuya and nae ]
Store Worker: i believe they belong to you?
atsuya and nae, simultaneously: We got lost :(
shirou: i didn't even bring you guys here with me-
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[ gandales and rodan are doing something absurdly dangerous ]
gandales: i think houdini did something like this once! why, if i recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
rodan, deadpan: well that's encouraging.
yukimura: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
yukimura: i became more evil if you're curious
tenma: we're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
yukimura: i'm going to get worse on purpose
nagumo: i am not out of control! i'm a law abiding citizen!
aphrodi: really? name one law
nagumo: Don't kill people?
aphrodi: that's on me. i set the bar too low.
hiroto: if i'm really as evil as you say i am, then have the gods strike me down where i stand.
*lightning strikes hiroto*
hiroto: ha! nice try, jackass! next time, give it your A-game!
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atsuya: you're starting to look like me more and more every dayโ
nae: *bursts into tears*
atsuya: why are you crying?!
nae: you're ugly! i don't want to look like you! *sobs*