👑KING_OWL👑

Postal dude x dirk strider

I actually can't stop thinking about these two they both look like they smell like ass

Here's a little bit of lore of darek dave and dirk

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Dirk is the oldest brother as darek is the middle child and Dave is the youngest.

Dirk (basically bro strider but with the personality of postal dude) likes smuppets and katanas he's a bully he's inconsiderate and arrogant and he is also violent. he has a fear of snakes and hates being called old (he's 50 and he also stinks 💀)

as darek hates smuppets with a burning passion (he thinks it's gross) and likes katanas and does like making puppets because he loved watching the Muppets and Mr Rogers neighborhood and it made him want to make puppets of his own, darek is very protective of Dave he makes sure food is put on the table he won't eat till he knows Dave is fed. He also works at a coffee shop. Darek doesn't like getting dragged into dirk's into antics (darek is 32)

Dave is basically the same him and darek like to play on the Xbox and Nintendo 64 together Dave has a crow plushie darek made for him when he was a baby he still has it too this day. (Dave is 13)

*They live in a run down apartment building darek doesn't like living here he constantly doesn't feel safe and this makes him more protective of dave.*

*Their parents run illegal wrestling it has caused multiple deaths Their father was the one running the whole thing while the mother was selling the tickets.*

*Dirk was 20 at the time and darek wasn't burn yet. Dirk would take part in the wrestling (he killed some people).*

*a few years later they get caught and they go on the run with all the money. They spilt up.*

*around this time darek would be 2 or 3 dirk didn't want to raise darek but had no choice they moved into this rundown apartment building and that's where they live to this day also a few years later Dave was born and dumped on darek and dirk. Darek mostly raised Dave. Darek would be in his twenties at this point*

So sorry it's long 🥲

John goes all doctor frankenstein and brings his father back

Darek and baby dave

Some sad fact about darek 😢

Here's just a big ass art dump I have of Joel eggplant my silly goober :3

Take a bite

JOEL: "you can't hide for very long hehe.. I'm so hungry.."

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🔪 !!BLOODY VERSION!!🔪

Also do whatever you want with this👇

Dear god.. He got out...

Here's another version I made this much more terrifyin

*The Egberts are will known for their delicious cakes and other bakery, their baking are better than anyone else's but what they don't know is the secret ingredient they use to make these cakes are human meat"

*An Egbert family secret*

(Joel and his mother celebrating his birthday)

Bloody versions under this 👇

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