Welcome to my personal hell :)

I decided I’d send him a sweet thoughtful birthday message on Instagram for his special day 😌💚

A falling star... 💫🕷️⭐

"There’s a spider in your bedroom. Her name is Astrid. She heard you say you had never seen a falling star before so she took one of the glow-in-the-dark stickers off your ceiling so that you can finally see one, even if it’s not exactly what you meant."

A falling star... 💫🕷️⭐

"There’s a spider in your bedroom. Her name is Astrid. She heard you say you had never seen a falling star before so she took one of the glow-in-the-dark stickers off your ceiling so that you can finally see one, even if it’s not exactly what you meant."

Today is a good day

slightly disturbing? also yes

would i commit all manner of felonies to obtain them?

again yes

So I really liked the weevil spoon right. I reverse image searched this photo to see if I could find it maybe and I do!

Suuuuurrrre they’re a little expensive but I did not expect to get bitch slapped with this revelation.

THE SPOON IS NOT A FUCKING WEEVIL ITS A HERCULES BEETLE.