welcome to my twisted tea

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

going on HRT is a serious decision you should make with the utmost gravity. people might think you're cool, badass even. You might find yourself happy with your life, approaching the world with newfound wisdom one way or another. It might be what you want. It might get you off. It might just be a cool story to tell people. I, myself, found the initial experience was like I had sleepwalked through a nightmare for a quarter century - and for the first time, not just the first time I could remember but actually the first time, I was awake, and the sun was shining, and the world was beautiful. So obviously all of those are risks

your cat was an honor to see in the window

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

the smell of the transfeminine armpit is the smell of victory. if you manage to sniff it then you’ve won in life.

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

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