Ice

I don't know if this is a unique experience, but has a cat ever scratched the underside of your toe when playing with your foot that's under covers? How does the toe get scratched from under the covers? Paw got under the covers because the foot was near the bottom corner of the bed.

Browt

The solution to the "1 billion Lions vs one of every pokemon" is Spinda. I don't think alternate forms aren't allowed, and there's more Spinda than lions. So the ragebait can be fought with ragebait.

Do you think those Hallmark Christmas movies that exists have, like, large enough fandoms where there are ships like Mr. richguy mchottie × Mr. Bakeryman wholesomeguuy or something.

The raw emotion when I said "I can finally sleep" in response to a mouse being caught in my room should be studied under a microscope in the dead of night when the deadline for the research is tomorrow.