Bunclops

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Put a finger down if when you were 13, your parents decided to move to a weird town in California with your sister because she got accepted into it’s local college, but also because your parents believe it would benefit you and your siblings educated due to you getting bullied throughout all of primary school because of your weird water abilities,

but once you get to your new middle school, you are still harassed due to it, especially by these two pricks who is a cat and a fish (we will get to them later) but it’s all ok however because out of the blue you gain a new friend who you are locked in with since day one (this guy is a cyclops, you are a stick figure) but just as things start to get good, WHOOPEES! Your friend goes missing, and you spend a good portion of your time trying to seek his whereabouts while all the rest of your classmates see you as a schizophrenic lunatic, and thus the bullying continues until one day the popular girl feels bad for you and invites you to a sleepover and you happily accept, only to end up getting bullied at said sleepover because you decided it would be a bright idea to bring the custom missing poster you made of your cyclops friend to her show and tell night, so you storm out and cry on your way back home, BUT WAIT! You’re being followed???

Yup, turns out that the cyclops friend that went missing has returned to you all disfigured and glitchy, and desperate needs your help settling somewhere because his own friends and family have all forgotten him. Suspicious as it is, you take him back to your place, where he spends almost a month secretly sleeping in your room under your parents nose, until one day you make him a little area in your town’s wrecking yard, which he calls his evil lair and officially makes you his right hand woman, and you learn that in order for him to not be sent back to the void again he needs to take the role as a towns person’s nemesis, and you don’t think much of it until one day while you were sick a news story comes out about your evil cyclops friend causing a terrorist attack on your friends in a bus, so you bail him out of jail and tell him that you no longer want anything to do with him, and that he should ditch the villain acts if he wants to be friends with you again,

so you leave but suddenly you’re lonely again and your only friends now are a bunch of books in the library, until one day you get jealous of the same popular girl that took you to that sleepover because she has so many friends despite how much of a bitch she was to you, and so you seek help to become more popular that her, which the cat and the fish offer to help with, and it works but as you are feeling yourself in your new identity, the SAME cat and fish goes ahead and embarrasses you infront of the entire school, and you run away to the wrecking yard to become one with the trash, but then the evil cyclops boy finds you and…comforts you about the situation??? You try to brush it off because he’s a criminal yknow but then out of the blue, while taking you home, he KISSES YOU??? And you have no idea what just happened because he ran away right after, and it was nice but at the same time awkward but at the same time you were kinda hoping for it to happen I mean after all you decided to go to him first during this situation and it’s like this guy has a hook on you for whatever reason—

BUT ANYWAYS, you get into a fight with the popular girl the next day and it lands you in detention, where you meet this other criminal there who is a bomb, and the bomb basically uses you as a way to escape because of your water abilities, and he explains to you that you are just as much of a criminal as the cyclops boy on tv and encourages you to get revenge, so you steal a guitar from a store and place it in his evil lair so you can frame him, but you were dumb enough to leave a note so he already knew that it was you,

so you panic and begin to beat yourself up over being so weak and sensitive, so you mother gives you a talk about how you should be yourself and not let anybody put labels on you, so to make you feel better she takes you put to the mall so you can buy some fun things to feel better about yourself, but then you run into the cyclops boy again and your mother notices him struggling to pay for a remote that he ‘accidentally’ broke, so you awkwardly go up and pay it for him, and your mother invites him to join you and her for their shopping day so he tags along (turns out she is completely oblivious about the bus situation) so eventually you and him finally talk again and he declares that he’s no longer going to play the villain and you give him the talk of just being himself, and you two also address the whole kiss thing from that one night and you two decide that maybe it would be best to start dating, you agree but he also worries about not being a nemesis because of the whole void thing, so you suggest that you and him start bullying the class clown that shits on your day everyday, and everything is good now!

He meets your family, you guys go to prom, everything is dandy, but then WHOOPSIES AGAIN! He goes missing, but surprisingly for 3 days this time, and when he returns he warns you that the world is gonna end and you offer to help him, and it turns out that your entire reality has been nothing but a tv show, a simulation, all centered around that FUCKASS CAT AND THE FISH, and that you all are just npcs living in their ‘AmAzInG WoRlD’ and the only way for you guys to have a life outside of that is if you turn human and enter the other place (which is apparently called earth) so you try to warn your family about it so you can bring them with you, but as soon as you get to the house they ground you because your snitch of a sister told them how the cyclops boy caused the bus attack and how even talking to him made me a suspect, so you had no other choice but to run away without them, and as you run away you realize how cruel your world truly has been so you insisted that you and the cyclops run away together cause you don’t wanna be alone, but he insists on being the hero and sends you on your way, while also telling you never to cry because it would wear off the human body you were given, so you escape and you desperately watch from the outside only to see him fail miserably and get sent back to the void,

so now you GET STUCK IN THIS WEIRD FLESHY BODY IN THIS WEIRD DIMENSION FOR SEVEN FUCKING YEARS, AND IT FUCKS YOU OVER BECAUSE THE REAL WORLD DOESNT HAVE A FUCKING PARENTAL FILTER, AND YOU BECOME DEPRESSED AS FUCK AND EMPTY AND UNABLE TO AGE BECAUSE YOUR AGE IS PERMANENTLY STUCK IN THIS 13 YEAR OLD BODY THAT YOUVE GROWN TO HATE, until finally you meet a storyboard artist in CN that agrees to help return you to your home after all these years,