High Anxiety

Me looking at flowers: if I was a fairy I would totally use this as a dress

cup a dert little worms babey!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isn’t her middle name “the”?

Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor

I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed

I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here

*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period