MBTI most accurate descriptions
ESTP:Ā super attractive physically but itās all downhill from there. never quite know what theyāre going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable.Ā
ESTJ:Ā loud, logical, and get shit done ā they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time.Ā
ESFP:Ā giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score.Ā
ESFJ:Ā too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. theyāll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs.Ā
ENTP:Ā excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you canāt fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends ā ones you *can* fool.Ā
ENTJ:Ā impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. theyāll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. iām curious.
ENFP:Ā too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame.Ā
ENFJ:Ā way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didnāt want to care about. so annoying.Ā
ISTP:Ā such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. donāt encourage them, but donāt discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.
ISTJ:Ā low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.
ISFP:Ā squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please donāt or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and itās unnerving.Ā
ISFJ:Ā quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results.Ā
INTP:Ā cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke.Ā
INTJ:Ā major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones iāve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly.Ā
INFP:Ā they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water.Ā
INFJ:Ā chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots ofĀ naps.














