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A princess accidentally wrongs a witch and is cursed so that no man shall ever love her. Fortunately, the princess is a lesbian, and is overjoyed. When the witch finds out her spell backfired she is furious, and goes to confront the princess. Except now that she’s a little calmer, the princess is super cute? Sparks fly, and not because of a magic spell.

wish i lived in the Mama Mia Extended Universe where almost everyone’s poor but being poor means you have a single bedroom filled with adorable assorted mismatched furniture that still follows a decorative scheme and you have a great view and a french press 

and if you stand in one spot long enough a very attractive man will walk by and just fall madly in love with your fun energy and offer you a ride in his pedicab 100 miles up the coast to a wonderful little bakery where the owner will also love your energy and just leave it to you in her will for some reason, along with her rolodex that includes at least three more attractive dating options 

oh also you can duet with an invisible ghost right there in public and no ones even going to get on your case about it. utopia 

call me boring and vanilla but i lov… romantic relationships built on friendships

I’m glad to see this post is finally getting some traction because I’m still mad about it

the Kim Possible movie, the She-Ra reboot and the Thundercats reboot are proof that if you make previously sexualized characters a little bit more respectable and age appropriate, horny grown men will have an uproar

unpopular opinion but the mutant discrimination and hard reality of death and acceptance the xmen, deadpool, and wolverine series face are stronger plot devices than all the mcu movie plots combined

i’m always vaguely in an airport

even when i’m literally not in an airport i’m still emotionally in an airport

i hope people realize that when i wear my shirt a unbuttoned a little too low it’s not a “i want people to see my cleavage” thing because it’s not that and i don’t even unbutton it low enough for that but it’s me channeling Jeff Goldbum as Dr. Ian Malcolm

Not to be controversial but so many of you talk about “chaotic energies” and what not while pretending you’re all BIG fans of chaos, when you can’t even handle a little pineapple on pizza. Stop chaosfaking.

Also, Snape would have remained a death eater if Neville became the chosen one

don’t talk to me or my 53 unfinished video games ever again