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had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

for the record I have never used tiktok and like explicitly in the dream I learned about it secondhand from a discord server so there's that also which is funny I think

Do the right thing Baron

music (2011-2024) has died

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

just won the nobel peace prize. 3rd year running

great time to stop giving tumblr money considering the CEO is being sued for human trafficking and wage theft, if all the other problems with this site weren't enough

consider giving money to Palestinian's facing genocide instead. these are human beings facing horrible trauma every single day and they need help.

favourite dynamic: when one character is a little shy but actually very competent in their area of expertise and the other is the glue man, who has invented a special glue that allows him to walk up and down anything