Be Gay, Do Crimes

Have all my fictional boyfriends attached to a spinning wheel so I can turn it to whichever one I'm currently fixating on, depending on which of their media's I'm currently consuming

Fuck Israel and fuck everyone who still wants to pretend this is confusing or complicated. Is it really that hard to point out the "bad people" in a scenario where a multi-billion military apparatus is handcuffing and killing children and medical staff inside a fucking hospital?

a doordasher bringing mcdonalds to a group of four 25 year olds who have the exact same arrangement as the grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory

holding my own face in my own hands and screaming “there is no connection without an open heart! you must be brave! you must be honest! you must be true!” in the mirror

do it scared

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

girl taking off her headphones all forlornly on her sunday night making peace with whats to come

When my kiddo finally decided (at age 20) that it was time for (most of) his enormous Lego collection to go, it was a gut-wrenching moment for me (goodbye childhood!). However, we used this service, which was simple and hassle-free.

This is wonderful to know.

what’s the matter, Father? have you never used your mouth before? no, not for preaching the word of God. For making a lowly sinner feel so good. you’re such a pious man, Father. it’s a privilege to have your holy mouth all over my weak flesh and blood.