cold hearted

Is there some sort of group Halloween costume going on that I don’t know about? Had at least five people yesterday and today come in wanting their hair dyed green or orange.

You don’t know how tempted I was to dye mine orange for the whole Halloween season. If it weren’t for the fact I’ve really been vibin’ with my natural hair the past several months.. I’d have been in your chair askin’ for the same shit.

I am not stopping you from that, but warning the apartment is already decked out in fall and pumpkin spice flavors

“.. You say that like it’s a bad thing. Honestly, another thing to be pissed at my neighbors about. They’ve got me off my spooky season decorating game.”

This is why i stay around, poppy

I’m so fucking tempted to come crash and you and Wren’s place for a day or so. Just to catch up on some damn sleep.

“Well, yeah but they wouldn’t be able to say it because I’ll make you seem like this sweet and innocent flower so you don’t do jail time.”

“At least I have one person on my side. Thank you.”

“god i thought i had stamina, that’s like unheard of, what are they rabbits or some shit?”

“You’d think so. I’ve nicknamed them the energizer bunnies.”

“I don’t think murder is the way to go.”

“Murder is most definitely the way to go. Especially when lack of sleep is involved.”

“Oh, damn man. That has to suck. Maybe next time you should wait till it’s quiet and even if you aren’t fucking, you just play something really loud so they know how it feels.”

“I’m so fucking close. Like, they think they’re loud? I’m hooking up an amp and a microphone.”

“Oh my lord. Let me be that friend that gets to talk about what a sweet person that you were and that you probably had been pushed to your limit. So your sentence gets lowered.”

“Everyone would say you’re full of shit and I wouldn’t be able to blame them for ratting me out.”

How about rather than murder, if they are doing it at ungodly hours too, you can call the police for a noise complaint. then there is noone going to jail for murder, but your neighbors just being fucking embarrassed that the cops showed up, hopefully while they’re still fucking.

“That’s.. Not a bad idea. This is why I keep you around, Kenz.”

“Poppy… no… I’m not bailing you out.”

“You totally would bail me out. Don’t lie.”

“Yeah, I don’t blame you there. It would be polite of them to at least turn some music on or something.”

“My biggest hang up is like.. If you’re that loud- you know you’re loud. I left an anonymous note in their mailbox to try and save everyone involved some embarrassment but now it’s like they’re just being spiteful.”

“that is just - disgusting. you should really talk to them, or your landlord or something.”

“I’m.. Real close to calling the landlord. I’m not one who usually complains about shit but I’m losing the ability to function just because they don’t know what volume control is.”