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Chillin' with my homie. 🖤 #Fenris #BestBuddy #MyHandsomeTuxedoMan #AlwaysKnowHowToHaveAGoodTime

Please make my eulogy a good one. #CauseImAboutToDie #MidnightMoon #Moonshine

A little silly birthday gift for a not so little silly Fenris. My handsome Tuxedo Man turns 7 this year. #FatDoggo #HesSoHappy #Fenris #MyHandsomeTuxedoMan #NovemberBaby #HesGettingOld #7YearsOld

BBBRRRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS!!!! 👾👽 #StarBucks #ZombieFrappuccino #BrainsBleedFast

When you're a kid in a grocery store and you see another kid there too. #ThereCanOnlyBeOne #ShereKhan #SuchATease #HardNotToLoveThisAsshat #YesISaidAsshat #RatherLoveAHatThanAHole #RatherLoveACatThanAHat #UnlessItsACatINAHat #ThatWouldBeSomeNextLevelShitRightThere #DrSuessWasBornBeforeHisTime #SomeOnePleaseTakeMyHandsAway #CantStopHastagging #ItsADisease

It's been one month since my surgery! 😱 Yesterday I was able to force bend my knee 100 degrees. It's a slow progression but I'm just happy to be better than what I was. Here's a little throwback of me looking like a little plump grandma getting ready to get knocked out for the procedure. #CuteLittleGrandma #ACLSurgery #TimeSureFliesBy #EvenWhenYoureNotHavingFun

Taking a break from the fake stuff. It's been awhile since I've done my own, especially thos short. #NotTooShabby #StarryNightNails #ComeOverAndLetMeDoYours #YoullLoveThem #AndIllBeStressedTheWholeTime #ThinkingTheyArentGoodEnough #WhyImNotAnArtist

Yeah, I'm cool. 😂 #UnicornOnesie #UnicornSlippers #MagicalHeadToToe 🦄 #ImSOCool #ThisThingWasSuperHotToBeIn #IThinkImReadyForWinterNow

Little Shere Khan isn't so little anymore! He's finally six months! Seems like yesterday Fenris found him in that dog park all alone. Now he lives the good life.

Just another Munchkin game to add to our collection.💚🎲 #RickAndMorty #Munchkin #CardGame

Can't go anywhere without my husband getting me presents. 👑💖🦄 #BritneyProblems #PrincessPink #LimitedEdition #Yeti #Rambler #Tumbler #ImSoLoved #Cabelas

🦄💖🦄👑🦄 #LisasNails #StilletoNails #PrincessPink #UnicornSparkles #PleasantlyPlumpHands #Slaying

I gotta feelin' somebody's watching me♩😲 #MyDogIsCreepy #HesGettingReadyForHalloween #WTF #MyHandsomeTuxedoMan #Fenris #IsPlanningMyDemise #IfYouDontHereFromMe #BlameItOnTheDog

Posting old selfies to make me feel normal. #CanYouBelieveTheresNoFilterOnThis #TheMagicOfTheSun #ActuallyHappyWithMyHairInThisPicture #StillTryingToMasterBlending #DemTeethDoe

It's Britney Bitch. #TheySeeMeRollin #Oldie #BoredAndGoingThroughPics

THIS IS WHY YOU WEAR A SEATBELT! Probably saved my life. MAKE SURE YOUR AIRBAGS WORK. Shit hurts but I'm alive guys. Goes to show that you can drive by the rules and still get in a wreck. Was going through a green light 40mph and an SUV turned right in front of me. #WearYourSeatBelt #LookingLikeShit #FeelsWorseThanItLooks #ScariestMomentOfMyLife #GoodbyeGrandmaCar

Friends: Come out tonight! Me: I can't... Friends: What? Why? Me: My dog is sad. #Fenris #ContemplatingLife #LooksSoSad #JustWantsMommasLove #MyHandsomeTuxedoMan #MommasBoy