Molly

i log onto tumblr. i scroll. i see two posts in a row about misha collins getting fucked by bill clinton. i continue scrolling ... with caution

DOCTER DOCTER! I have a potato in my right ear and a carrot in my left ear and a tomato down in my sock what is wrong with me

kurt cobain is corrupted with a dark disease and despite all of his efforts cannot protect us

*coughs into a cup to turn my cough into a beam attack*

every day i take my silly little rock and push it up my silly little hill

this is like that supernatural episode where tuesday happens over and over except it’s just destiel becoming canon over and over in increasingly absurd ways

Can’t wait to see how Destiel is gonna go canon next week

yakko warner getting a three-week suspension from hololive

Me, everyday.

Customer (derogatory)

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life