fuck

Yes

they let you fuck jesus

"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."

so THAT'S what it's supposed to mean. that actually makes sense.

If you’re ever stuck when writing a story, break your main characters legs and then have a milf show up. She doesn’t have to help

Don't forget to leave a plate of garlic bread out for the asexuals tonight. Also remember to put out an alternative snack for the ace vampires

Orson Wells was fully convinced he could fight god and nothing that ever happened in his life could’ve convinced him otherwise

female followers. you have each been provided with a blindfold and a high-powered hunting rifle. the aim of this contest is to locate and hit as many of the targets as possible by hearing alone. on your marks

male followers. begin meowing