its like this anna its like that anna

“ I met a group of teenagers called the Jokers. I was 25 and they were about 16. I could easily have been taken for one of them. In time they allowed me to witness their fear, depression and anger. I soon realized that I, too, was feeling their pain. In staying close to them, I uncovered my own feelings of failure, frustration and rage.”

like i was going through a lot of heartbreak, this girl totally broke my heart, and it was so comforting, driving around the entire city, listening to Apples In Stereo and Guided By Voices, and chillin, buying VHS tapes. It gave me something meaningless and ridiculous to occupy my time with opposed to just being in my room depressed. 

But I’m over the girl that broke my heart, its been awhile, and I do have a new girlfriend, and shes amazing and I was like 

“So I own over 200 copies of Forrest Gump on VHS, I mean I really like you and I can see us going somewhere, and I think its important to be honest, I have an absurd amount of VHS, and thats not going to change. I mean ever. I’m going to own these VHS tapes until I’m dead. Ok, fine, if the tapes do bother you, I’ll get rid of them… but you’ll have to explain to my followers why… im doing it for you. I know we don’t know each other that well, this is crazy, but  you’re so cool and you’re so great, that i would give up my VHS tapes for you.”

and she was like “90s, relax, having that many VHS tapes is kind of sketch but I’d never tell you to get rid of them.”.. 

then one night we were in my room watching Game of Thrones on HBOGo, and we start making out until shes like “90s I can’t do anything in here, the VHS tapes sketch me out.” 

and I was like “Are u serious?” and she was all “Dead serious.” 

and I was like “2 girls on tumblr have said they’d want me to fuck them on top of a pile of Forrest Gump VHS tapes, you should be so turned on.” 

and she was all “90s, this is real life not your tumblr ask box, literally no one in the world would want to be fucked on top of a pile of Forrest Gump VHS tapes.” 

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Martine Johanna