Hob Knobin’

I think grinding-into-the-concrete streetwork that has woken me up each morning 8 yards from my bedroom window every single weekday for the past month actually should not be allowed to start early.

When you have proper understanding of your emotions and can actively regulate them during a stress intense situation, it actually really knocks people off guard. It is sooo funny to watch people freak out about me not freaking out, like buddy you’re making yourself upset about me not being upset. Take a deep breath this is ridiculous.

What is it about American colonial fashion that makes absolutely every man look like a total sex pest ?

Just saw someone say with full conviction that information stored on the internet will have more longevity than a stone tablet. Homie, the internet has lost media from three years ago, via stone tablet I can read the financial bookkeeping of people who existed before we knew what Iron was. Don’t ever disrespect my girl stone tablet again!

Measure 8millllllllion times, cut never. Let potential regret fester into inaction until there is nothing you have accomplished

Very cool how creative ambition occasionally feels like a buzzing swarm of hornets which cannot be appeased

Fatphobia is so all encompassing and constant that once you start to notice it, it will drive you crazy.

I can’t believe we’re still calling English in fantasy settings “common”, give it an in-universe name and it will not only enhance my immersion but will also be Less Racist.

I enjoyed Project Hail Mary and all but I didn’t love how the movie had to blow up a black man so Ryan Gosling could have his space adventure

(I hate when you complain about christianity on tumblr and people come in no-true-Scotsmaning like ‘oh let me add a 500 word explanation of scripture on ur post to gotcha this group you were complaining about’ as if that’s not even more fucking annoying)