*Squeaky Toy Stock Sound Effect*

People who like feral and various immoral things aren't allowed on this blog btw I may be a gimmick account but Jesus h Christ you guys (targeted. This is a threat.)

No more anon bc someone spoiled the fun o7

All our posts keep blowing u-💥💥💥💥💥

Pooltoy anthro this, pooltoy dog that. Can I see a pool noodle anthro where they're like a worm anthro

On one hand, this blog is sfw because the mod is aroace and autistic about pool toys rather than anything else. On the other hand I have a really stupidly funny ask sitting in the inbox,

This blog is firmly against z//philia (feral counts. Anything based on animal parts counts. Fiction counts.) and b/byfurs (FICTION COUNTS.), Did you know that It's important to me that you know that,

Pool toy who is chronically ill and disabled bc they're over/under inflated and they aren't like their peers who feel just fine. You agree.

Pool toy who doesn't change expressions. They can, they're fully capable they just like sleeping with their eyes in that stupid blanked out in expression look and it annoys their friends because they can't tell if they're just not talking or straight up sleeping mid conversation

If helium is pool toy weed it still be called getting high ☝️becaue u go ⬆️ up .

Uou don't like pool touy ????❓❓❓ Vague plastic noise onomatopoeias??❓❓???? 🌴🌴🌺🐾🌺🌺🐾🌴🌺🌊🌊???❓❓❓❓❓❓

How does one perform pool toy top surgery. Time sensitive question