welcome welcome

every day people are out here weaving elaborate fictional narratives for nhl players meanwhile pwhl players will just straight up say shit like “we were skinny dipping with team canada while training for the olympics and a shooting star passed overhead and no one else saw it but us and we locked eyes and thus began a secret teammate romance that almost fell apart after we lost the gold medal but the next time our teams played against each other she chased down my team bus after the game to win me back and seven years later we were married and I said in my wedding vows that she was the wish I had always dreamed of and I didn’t realize it until now.” anyway true story and it happened to my girl laura stacey.

what if you were a MED STUDENT and it was you FIRST SHIFT in emergency medicine and then you spilled MYLANTA on yourself and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a patient BLED all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and RIGHT AFTER THAT a boy BARFED BLOOD all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a some guy PEED on you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and you looked like a BABY OWL

not nearly enough love for clancy out there…. best album of all time I’m not even kidding. the relapse album. gave us casually life-changing lyrics (bite the hand that helps me give it finger stitches. cloud coverage matched my outfit to a knife. I’m keeping my eyelids up no matter what. push on through). invented the lavish marriage and the penny loafer squeak. went through the whole spectrum of human emotions from backslide to navigating. have I even mentioned vignette it gave us vignette. it’s about addiction it’s about denial it’s about making a mistake it’s about fighting despite everything. more importantly it’s about coming back to your hometown and it sucks but that’s because YOU’RE the one who changed. I want love and sunny days. the only consistency in your periphery is fear and the bridge of your nose. clancy I love you clancy

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

all my haters become satyrs when i play on the panflute of success

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

y'all know that whole left-brained/right-brained thing is fake right? and the "brain fully develops at age 25" thing? and the "we only use 10% of our brains" thing? yeah they're all complete horseshit please yell at anyone who says them

and this isn't even about whether it's good or bad, it's the fact that even streaming the show "illegally" will give that bitch more relevance and like, some people really need to grow a backbone when it comes to consuming media