Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

Now when he finally does get free–

He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

Gate closing?

who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

Lighting hitting rocks around me?

NBD BRO

Giant forest of thorns?

Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

Giant dragon of hell?

CHARGE HEAD ON.

Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

Calm down guys, I got this.

I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

Lose the shield off the cliff?

JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

Just chuck it. Straight through.

Then jump out of the way…

And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

Get the horse.

Get the girl.

EXPLAIN NOTHING.

that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

love bees

keep bees

are a bee

watched the bee movie

left your wife for a bee

buuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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L’Entretien (2018) - Framing

Wall-e characters reimagined as Pokemon!

Bonus:

Female Vice President

Biracial Vice President

Black Vice President

Indian Vice President

South Asian Vice President

Asian-American Vice President

Graduate of an HBCU elected Vice President

She has a history of trailblazing, having previously been elected California’s first Black district attorney, and then California’s first female Attorney General, Black Attorney General, and Asian-American Attorney General, as well as the first South Asian Attorney General in the nation. When elected to the US Senate in 2016, she became the second Black woman, first Indian American, and first South Asian American to do so, as well as the first Black woman to represent California in the Senate.

She is the daughter of Indian and Jamaican immigrants. Her name, Kamala (pronounced Comma-La, if you still don’t know), comes from the Sanskrit word for the lotus flower. Her Jewish stepchildren know her as “Momala”, playing on her name and the Yiddish word for “little mama”. She grew up attending both a Hindu temple and Baptist church. Her mother, Shyamala Gopalan, raised her and her other daughter Maya as black women, guided by the social realities of race in America that would look at and judge Kamala and Maya through the lens of Blackness.

She graduated from Howard University, a historically black college/university, in 1986. There, she chaired the economics society, was on the debate team, and was a member of the Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority, founded in 1908 as the first sorority for black women. Other historic members of Alpha Kappa Alpha have included Toni Morrison, Maya Angelou, Rosa Parks, and Coretta Scott King.

Criticism of Kamala’s record is absolutely valid, and I completely understand the concerns that many have. We should all hold her and Joe accountable while in office.

That being said, I want to celebrate what her election symbolizes and means to so many and for us not to minimize the importance of representation for young girls and children of color who can look at our government and think that they belong there, too. Representation matters.

'The world is out here celebrating like it’s the end of Return of the Jedi.

That’s because it kind of is.'