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Wanda: His name burce banning

Ralphie:

Arnold: Why are you calling him green Shrek? Shrek is already green?

Ralphie:

Phoebe: No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

Ralphie:

Keesha: They changed his name to David though.

Dorothy Ann: You spelled Bruce wrong.

Ralphie: Fixed!

Carlos: Um... I think it's spelled boruto sweaty.

Ralphie:

Tim: This post is a train wreck.

Phoebe: If everyone is extraordinary, wouldn't that make everyone actually ordinary?

Carlos: Oh look, a plane!

Wanda: He's too tall.

Ralphie:

Arnold: Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn't it just be the words without the adjective?

Tim: It's a taco

Wanda: Ain't that a taco

Carlos: IT'S NOT EVEN A BURRITO, IT'S A TACO

Dorothy Ann: Is everyone forgetting the part where he's giving him a taco and not a burrito?

Arnold: I think that's actually a taco

Phoebe: That's a taco

Keesha: That's a taco you uncultured swine

Mikey: Bro that's a taco

Janet: If someone comments taco one more time, I'm losing it

Ralphie:

In ONE (1) episode we meet BOTH gerry keay (my beloved book burning old man beating goth son) and Mary Keay (bitchass evil book lady horrible mother burn her ass), AND we hear the story of Mike Crew (sexy sky king), A N D we are introduced to the Library of Jurgen Leitner (stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner goddamn fool book collecting dust eating rat old-)

We also learn that mary is supposed to be DEAD and gerry is supposed to be the one who KILLED HER, but before we have a chance to process aNY of this information we get smacked out of left field by jonathan “most of the stories in the archives are bullshit drug trips” jarchivist sims immediately going “oh leitner? fuck that guy. for real, tho. gotta go tell elias that apparently his books are still floating around out there so that we can send every person who works for the magnus institute out and destroy them all. Dangerous evil books.”

AND T H E N before we can process THIS character development, jon proclaims that he would like to meet the weird goth dude who purportedly killed and skinned his own mother. Cuz one guy said that this dude burned a leitner one (1) time. No mention of the murder of the mother is made.