Teflon

tbh(thinkin bout Halloween)

as a nonbinary person I shall only be posting my left titty which is my boy titty, and not the right one which is the horrid unclean girl titty, this is as tumblr has decreed

none binary with left titty

I knew what would happen and yet

The best part is that the cat’s first box was already too small. “I learned nothing and never will.”

“Fits, schmits! I still sits.”

this animal is confused

Leave him alone he’s a good cat

@misandrymangon @b3lch a cat 4 u

Please credit the actual photographer Tanja Brandt who took these beautiful photos of Ingo (the dog) and Poldi (the owl)!

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, there will eventually be a country song about how your truck left you too

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter