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The Emperor’s New Groove Drinking Game
For any shots you need, we suggest our Kuzco’s Poison shot.
Basic Rules:
Drink when:
- There is a voice over or breaking of the 4th wall.
- Kronk messes everything up.
- Every time someone says “Kuzco-topia”.
- Every time a door opens.
- Every time a llama-shaped object appears.
- Every time a character knows something they shouldn’t.
- Kuzco transforms.
- “Wrong lever Kronk!!!”
- Whenever Ezma commands Kronk to do something.
- Every time Ezma makes a plan.
- "Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison. That poison?“
- Kronk talks to his inner demon and inner angel.
- Every time Bucky the Squirrel appears.
Waterfall when:
- Kuzco and Ezma open alternate doors at restaurant.
- Ezma is described as "scary beyond all belief”.
- Every time someone falls.
Rating: 3/10
Hardcore Rules:
Drink when:
- Every time someone says “Kuzco”.
- Something doesn’t go as planned.
- Every time physics doesn’t apply.
- Every time a llama appears.
- Every time Kuzco is a jerk to Pacha.
Finish your drink or take a shot when:
- The chimp and the bug appear.
- "Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison. That poison?“
Waterfall when:
- During Kronk’s Theme Song.
- During jump rope scenes
SPECIAL: You are allowed to skip a drink, if and only if, you dance every time Kuzco does.
Rating: 7/10
“Excellent. A few drops in his drink, and then I’ll propose a toast, and he’ll be dead before desert.”
-Ezma
