This is the Blog of a Killer, Bella

Headcanon: Aro makes the Volturi hi five him like a youth pastor every time they come back after popping down to Lidl for some Toilet Duck and the latest Heat magazine, so he can get the update on all the juiciest vamp gossip.

It's okay if you haven't accepted our darling dark lord, Aro into your heart. We will, unfortunately, have to rip you to pieces and light them on fire, but you're not a heathen or anything.

Didn’t Bella liken Aro to an onion when they met in New Moon or is my brain making that up

Caius I love you❤️. Tell Aro he’s annoying for me, will you?