bob queen of bloblands blog

“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"

That kid is going places, maybe jail, but they are going places

part of the thrill of being an mcr fan is watching in horror as they expand their fictitious country lore

#politically incoherent middle aged women from new jersey want my money

gerard at the pitch meeting: ok so im back in my lingerie jacket and i'm being moved like a doll. and im being fed pills and my bob is back and im also desperately horny too. and you guys can be on stage too if you want

“…use things to have good days.”

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.