alexander hamiltons fiscal plan is to make it rain

dog humor: WHEN YOUR TOY SQUEAKS 😂

where are my fellow hysterical women who would have either been a) an oracle in ancient greece or b) burned at the stake in medieval times…..make some noise ladies 

resonates… feel like I was in the past

as a gay person i’m very lucky to live in this century because given that millennials are the gayest generation on record, my chances of getting a girlfriend have, historically, never been higher

someone just tagged this #AND YET and i know i’m the op but mood

i love you but fuck you

Awfully bold of you to claim that you or any other human being can even begin to understand what’s going on in Tommy wiseaus head

you know what, thats fair

waterslides if you’re not a coward

Quasimodo skate park 

house ribs