Pokerbuddiesplay

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.

this man is being murdered and you cowards just sit and watch

You're attending an open casket funeral with your vulturegirl wife. She tells you shes going to grab something from the food table and you just smile and nod, but as she leaves you suddenly remember this funeral isn't catered