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He looks like he is about to give you a vibe check

I never see so much pink in my life

Oh goddess I’m feeding cookie monsters addiction…..I’m an enabler!!

That's why I installed a auto cookie deleter

Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man.

You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life

Actually, since this was determined using mitochondrial DNA, the ocean-eyed slut would be a woman, not a man. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down by mothers.

Gram-gram knew how to party

dear ocean eyed party gram-gram thank u for spreading your weird eye mutation and giving every fanfic writer a reason to know an unholy amount of synonyms for the word ‘blue’.

All Hail Grandmother Cerulean Orbs

What if that one person witch is me had alternating change of eye color like when I get into a pool my eyes turn light blue because you know blue water

Who the heck is this ocean woman I'm a boy

Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man.

You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life

Actually, since this was determined using mitochondrial DNA, the ocean-eyed slut would be a woman, not a man. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down by mothers.

Gram-gram knew how to party

dear ocean eyed party gram-gram thank u for spreading your weird eye mutation and giving every fanfic writer a reason to know an unholy amount of synonyms for the word ‘blue’.

All Hail Grandmother Cerulean Orbs

What if that one person witch is me had alternating change of eye color like when I get into a pool my eyes turn light blue because you know blue water

It's a dog tree they grow naturally in the wild but they are really rare

Did you step on it?

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

I can't see anything! It's pitch black down here. All that's visible is my eyes.

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

And make sure that's not Elmo's (you know what) chamber

True that