Underworld Ariel’s Mega Group Divination
Warning: Very, very long post
I wanted to offer a pick a card tarot reading today, but I figured I’d go the extra mile and actually perform a full pick a blank divination session, akin to the readings you can purchase from me for your own question.
A question that comes up a lot is, “What do my guides have to tell me?” and so I wanted to offer a reading for anyone and everyone on exactly that: what do your guides, ancestors and soul family want you to know right now? This can also work for deities and angels, and you can approach it with a theme or not.
Why is this a mega group reading? This isn’t just a pick a card, this reading totals 4 tarot cards, 3 sigils, 8 shufflemancy songs, 120 pendulum questions, and 21 divined gemstones! We’re aiming to get as specific as possible for every readee! You’ll be personally getting a card, a sigil, 2-3 shufflemancy, 5 pendulum questions and 4-7 divined stones.
For this best to work, you’ll need to follow your intuition, so we’re going to take a moment before moving into the reading to breathe and focus. I aligned my tools and myself via sound focus, so perhaps you can too! Try a forest playlist, shut your eyes, and focus on your breathing for a few minutes.
Do you feel centred? Then let’s start!
We’re going to start this reading with a tarot pull. This initial card will help us to collect information later on.
Underneath each card is a different kind of signifier, also. This should help you intuitively pick which card to follow for your message, as each signifier will relate to each person differently. If you feel pulled to more than one, it could be that you have more than one message for you, but I suggest focusing on one all the way through, then going back for the second message.
Once you’ve picked your card, it’s time for the reveal…
The card you’ve drawn represents the overall message that your ancestors or guides have for you, which we’ll briefly summarise now before we get deep into the nitty gritty. You’ll need to keep this overarching message in mind when you read the later interpretations.
If you picked card one/the conch shell, then your card is, Eight of Cups Upright. Your message pertains to escapism and withdrawal. Your beings have seen you face disappointment lately which you’ve handled by detaching from reality, and they’re here to nudge you back into the right direction. This card also shows tiredness and having changed. It is possible that now is the time to seek more for yourself. To pick further and add more personal depth to your reading, scroll down past these next paragraphs to the shufflemancy.
If you picked card two/the opalite bracelet, the initial card for you is Page of Cups Upright! Your beings are here to lift you up! They see that right now you’re exploring your depths and learning all new things, which they think is ever so fantastic. It’s likely there’s synchronisities happening in your life to look out for as they can lead you on a lucky path. Allow your mind to question, as that is beautiful in itself. Scroll down to the shufflemancy to get more personalisation to this message.
If you picked card three/the citrine point, your beings have sent you Five of Swords Reversed. They see that this has been a time of turmoil for you, and perhaps a bitterness and resentment has bubbled over you. It’s also pointing toward a need for change, for new blood and pathways to be thought out. They want to talk about the staleness happening right now. To dig deeper, scroll down past this next paragraph to the shufflemancy.
If you picked card four/the love and protection jar, your card is Four of Swords Reversed. They see you are so tired, and they see you’ve burnt yourself out. Perhaps you use too much energy at once because of restlessness, and they want to show you a better direction to use energy consistently, and to slowly get back into a pace you can manage. To personalise, let’s move onto shufflemancy.
Now we know the main theme your guides have given you all, it’s time to get as specific and personal as we can do with this reading, and we’ll be doing that through shufflemancy. I’ll be pulling at least two songs for each category and mixing their message together into one reading.
To pick your shufflemancy set, all you have to do is pick a sigil which I made to represent each set. You can save these sigils to later invoke the messages your guides sent you.
Once you connect to one, next, pick a pendulum, this will come in afterwards. Left is raw amethyst and right is tanzanite aura.
Have you picked? Great! Now find the shufflemancy set of the matching colour (if you can’t see the text colour, the sets go in order, first sigil = first set and so on.)
This set is showing us to continue to run on investigating life and having the courage to see beauty and fun in everything. The sigil is to maintain inner light and positivity.
Kicks by Lights × Távol by Pápai Joci × High Hopes × Panic! At The Disco
“‘Cause not all who wonder are lookin’ for the exit, sometimes a diamond is rough around the edges” - Kicks
“Tell me ‘bout the last time you got free, laughed 'til your sides split, cut your knees” - Kicks
“The most beautiful contrast (A legszebb ellentét)” - Távol
“My soul is not expecting anything (Lelkem semmit sem vár), still, my body is asking (Testem mégis kér)” - Távol
“Had to have high, high hopes for a living, shooting for the stars when I couldn’t make a killing” - High Hopes
“They say it’s all been done but they haven’t seen the best of me, so I got one more run and it’s gonna be a sight to see” - High Hopes
In this shufflemancy set, there is a key theme of exploration coming through: for fun, for beauty, for success. Your beings don’t want to see that light extinguish as its carrying you very far! Keep your head up and stay true to yourself, because you’re discovering such beautiful things. Your intuition is asking the right questions.
Now, to align your card and your shufflemancy in a more personal way, we’ll be using a set of pendulum questions. Find your card in these sections just below, then the pendulum you picked, and these are your results.
Is it time to find new creative outlets? Yes
Will this bring your fight and passion back? Yes
Was passion previously misdirected? No
Was it used incorrectly? Yes
So now you should branch out? Yes
Are new creative outlets needed? No
Are new approaches to creative outlets needed? Yes
So time to find a new path? Yes
So it was the technique causing exhaustion? Yes
Is the key re-evaluation? Yes
Now, scroll to the end for our final divination practice.
Are your guides proud of your successes? Yes
Do they bless you with luck? Yes
Is there any need for a change of path? No
So just keep going with this one? Yes
Is this important to your life path? Yes
Has your creative path been good? No
Is this a suggestion for how to make it good? Yes
Is this time for re-evaluation? Yes
Will your guides help you? Yes
Now, scroll to the end for our final divination practice.
Is it time to move on? No
Will your beings help you? Yes
Will it be time to move on soon? No
But time will ease it? Yes
Do your guides think it’s time to move on? Yes
Do they think you have the strength to? Yes
Will there be signs on the journey? No
Is it time to work this journey out alone? Yes
Will they support you silently? Yes
Now, scroll to the end for our final divination practice.
Is this reading suggestions on how to get your energy back? No
Is this showing what’s drained your energy? Yes
Do they think you need to balance this area of life? Yes
Do they have suggestions? Yes
Will you receive signs of this? Yes
Is this a suggestion for how to better use your energy? Yes
Have you neglected this area of life? Yes
Has this negatively affected you? No
Will it help you excel in the future? Yes
Will this path teach you patience? No
Now, scroll to the end for our final divination practice.
This shufflemancy set tells us to step back because wanting so hard is hurting you. The sigil represents strength to stand alone.
Song For Isabelle by Pierce The Veil × Idle Worship by Paramore
“Isabelle hides so I can’t find my way, I’d give anything just to surround your dreams” - Song For Isabelle
“The stars awake, but we can’t see them out so why pretend?” - Song For Isabelle
“Back in the days when I was young, I’m not a kid anymore, but some days I sit and wish I was a kid again” - Song For Isabelle
“You’ll see you’re not the only one who’s hopeless” - Idle Worship
“Hey, baby I’m not your superhuman and if that’s what you want, I hate to let you down” - Idle Worship
“Remember how we used to like ourselves? What little light that’s left, we need to keep it sacred, I know that you’re afraid to let all the dark escape you, but we could let the light illuminate these hopeless places” - Idle Worship
Your beings want you to stop and think, because you’re clinging far too hard. You’re putting all your faith in them or those around you, but have none in yourself. This is an honest self check, they want you to see that clutching onto other idols is ultimately idle for your own growth. It’s time to find your own strength so you can rely on yourself in your time of need, rather than feeling like you’re shooting blindly.
Now, to align your card and your shufflemancy in a more personal way, we’ll be using a set of pendulum questions. Find your card in these sections just below, then the pendulum you picked, and these are your results.
Is your burn out due to lack of self belief? Yes
Are your beings taking a step back to let you grow on your own? Yes
Are they happy with this? No
Have you been depending on your beings far too much? Yes
Is it time for you to fend for yourself? Yes
Will they be leaving in this period? No
Will they be watching? Yes
Now, scroll to the end for our final divination practice.
Have you been relying too much on your guides for your exploration? Yes
Will you be going it alone now? No
Do they want to show you how to stand your own ground? Yes
Are they dropping signs for you to explore on your own? Yes
Will they be obvious? Yes
Have you been afraid of learning on your own? Yes
Is it time to test your own skills? Yes
May you ask for help? Yes
Do your beings believe in you? Yes
Will this be good for you? Yes
Now, scroll to the end for our final divination practice.
Is relying too much on others what’s hurting you? Yes
Will this have a good ending? No
Is it time to stand strong on your own? Yes
Are people here to support you? Yes
Have you been too dependent on others for your magic? Yes
Is it hazing the truth? No
Are you misunderstanding things? Yes
Must you go it entirely alone? No
But take on more personal responsibility? Yes
Now, scroll to the end for our final divination practice.
Have you become tired due to others? Yes
Is it time for personal introspection? No
Will this balance your energy again? Yes
Are you misusing your energy? Yes
Giving too much to others? Yes
Relying on others for energy? Yes
Is it time for introspection on how you use your energy? Yes
Now, scroll to the end for our final divination practice.
Here, we are told that you have no reason to be so scared or in denial of yourself. The sigil represents clarity of inner light.
Turn by The Wombats × Nightmares by All Time Low × Chöre by Mark Forster
“I like the way you try to run with the wolf pack when your legs are tied” - Turn
“They say the best memories are the ones that we forget” - Turn
“I gotta say, it’s hard to be brave when you’re alone in the dark” - Nightmares
“Never did I think I’d be coming back around, digging up old memories. Always used to be the one to let it go, kept my fears in a suitcase. I locked them away in a place I wouldn’t find, they still haunt me, I think about it every now and again” - Nightmares
“What are you scared of? (Wovor hast du Schiss?) What is there to ponder? (Was gibt’s da zu grübeln?) What do you have against you? (Was hast du gegen dich?)” - Chöre
Here, your beings are showing you positivity empathy and encouragement! They see that you’ve been doubting yourself for so long when truly you have no reason to. They’re asking you why you let your doubts and anxieties rule you, and hoping their empathy shines through with that question. The way you try so hard despite that is truly admirable. They see that, they see you, keep going.
Now, to align your card and your shufflemancy in a more personal way, we’ll be using a set of pendulum questions. Find your card in these sections just below, then the pendulum you picked, and these are your results.
Is what’s holding you back your own doubts? No
Is what’s making you tired your own doubts? Yes
Is this mental exhaustion why you aren’t excelling? Yes
Is it time to rebuild foundations? Yes
Will new paths be seen? Yes
Do your guides want you to find yourself again? Yes
Do they think this will help in every day life? No
Help internally and mentally? Yes
Will you feel less exhausted? Yes
Will they send you signs? Yes
Now, scroll to the end for our final divination practice.
Will you be able to excel further if you see your own strength? Yes
Do your guides see strength in you? Yes
Will you fail if you see your own strength? No
Is there any reason to doubt your own strength? No
Can you have faith in your intuition? Yes
Are they praising the successes you’ve had? Yes
Are you on the right path? Yes
Is there any reason to be anxious? No
Should you keep exploring? Yes
Now, scroll to the end for our final divination practice.
Do your guides want to see you doubt less? Yes
Are your anxieties shrouding your truth? Yes
Is there any reason to doubt your intuition? No
Are you self sabotaging? Yes
Are they sad to see your sadness? Yes
Are they hoping this message helps? Yes
Do they expect to see you on top form soon? No
Are they wishing you well? Yes
Now, scroll to the end for our final divination practice.
Is your lack of belief in yourself what’s tiring you out? Yes
Do your guides share that lack of belief? No
Will things seem less scary the more you trust yourself? Yes
Is it time to rethink how you use your energy? No
Just to use more on yourself? Yes
Do your guides see you putting yourself down? Yes
Are your doubts making things scarier than they are? Yes
Are you stronger than you think? Yes
Do your guides want to see you see that? Yes
Now, read on for our last set of divination.
For our final piece of divination together, we’ll be picking crystals intuitively. I’ve pulled some of my display only crystals out for this special reading also! I’ll catch my hand over all the crystals blindly, and allow my hand to fall wherever it is pulled to, picking crystals until it is pulled to a crystalless space. This is form a message for you of affirmations to keep in mind.
To split up the groups, I’m using Major Arcana cards for the different things you may have been told in your reading. To find your crystals, simply pick the card you feel best represents the messages you’d have delivered here.
The possible groups, for anyone not versed in tarot are:
The Hanged Man for those who have been told they need a new perspective or route
The Devil for those who have been told they’re self sabotaging or need to stand for themselves
The Sun for those who received praise and affirmation of their work
The Moon for those who recieved empathy and need time to recover
Go with the group here which this session has highlighted to you and has personally resonated. Now, take a look at your card’s crystals and scroll through these sections to find the affirmations.
The Hanged Man: Clear Quartz crystal ball is a message to clear your mind, straighten your spiritual mentality, and then delve back in. Raw Amazonite is a sign you may need to approach your work with less emotional tie. Citrine is a reminder you have a spark to be confident about. Sodalite tells you to employ more maturity and level headedness in how you work. Amethyst means you should take time cleansing out any lingering negativity. Turquoise reminds you there is prosperity coming your way. Obsidian is a small affirmation to stay strong and resilient to set backs. Overall, you need a good cleanse, a deep think, and to employ that new found mentality with realistic clarity to your practice.
The Devil: Sunstone is a reminder to keep your head up, this message doesn’t change how blessed you are. Amazonite encourages you to try to think about this in your most mature mind. Green Banded Agate shows you that luck will come on your path, and you will find justice for your talents. Bloodstone shows you your strength despite setbacks.
The Sun: Rose Quartz is an affirmation that your beings are proud of you! Turquoise compliments the richness and abundance you have found for yourself. Raw Blue Apatite is a little reminder to continue being as ambitious in your learning as you have been. Amethyst affirms that your wisdom is valid and you need not be negative. Fluorite shows that you have deep magical power to be proud of.
The Moon: Blue Calcite is encouraging you to work on your psychic communication, possibly to better feel the support you have. Rose Quartz is an affirmation you’re loved. Apricot Agate is a gentle stone calling you to actively release any distress. Fluorite is showing you you have what it takes to keep going and that those magically affiliated to you are here for you. Amazonite suggests you begin to look at things from a new and wiser perspective.
And that concludes our session.
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