the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

Anthony Bourdain

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

the humble tank top has done so much for homosexual women

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

I have GOT to stop spending $30

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt