Stuck as a Pokémon

Stuck as a Pokémon: Magnagates to the Medium preview

The new "Stuck as a Pokémon" is going to use some of the canon from Gates to Infinity. Pokémon do not have computers, so they'll play their game (SPOKÉ instead of SBURB) with Magnagates. Being a Homestuck story, ultimately, it also takes place in Paradox Space, so it follows Paradox Space's strict rules for causality. Characters with something to say about destiny and inevitability (such as Kyurem) are actually correct.

Samuel is no longer some random partner, he's the GTI protagonist, yet his partner is the one with the SBURB title and aspect. David, in addition to being an eventual SPOKÉ player, was always meant to be the alt universe counterpart of N's Zorua, who now has a canon nature (Hasty) so the new Stuck as a Pokémon will use that.

This blog was on unofficial hiatus for a while because I could never find the time to work on it, but now it's on official hiatus due to the new game that was announced (and the lack of information on said game). When the new game is available, PMDstuck will be rebooted.

Our state of the art footprint detection technology has a false positive rate of 0.02 percent!

Stranger, you are almost certainly not a Snivy! State your identity at once!

The footprint is maybe Snivy's, maybe—

Wait, not good enough!

Approved!

Stranger! There is another Pokémon with you! Get that Pokémon's foot on the plate!

The footprint is Snivy's! The footprint is Snivy's!

Pokémon detected! Pokémon detected!

Stranger, please stand on the white plate and submit your footprint for species analysis!

It looks like they've remodeled since I last came by here...

Do you know anyone from the guild?

There's a Tynamo I see at the library pretty often, who is part of a team who works through here. She's pretty on top of things, but I don't know what her teammates are like.

How do we get in?

Here's the guild.

Hm...

Bleh, I forgot how much I hate the feel of the sidewalk on my feet!

I don't notice anything...

I just need to walk on the dirt alongside it for a while.

Please don't wander off? It's not much further.

Alright, enough lingering around. This doesn't need to take all day.

Excuse me, but were you once a human?

No, that's a common misconception Pokémon have about us. I'm not any more human than you or anyone else.

Oh...

I just saw your mask and thought—

Back when survey teams were less about renovating the region and more about exploration, teams came and stored all sorts of interesting artifacts with me.

While it's difficult to find any actual proof of humans living in the past, there are many writings and depictions of them that are of archaeological significance.

What I'm holding is a only replica of one of these said artifacts, but I made it myself!

You like it?

Did that really happen?

I'm telling you man, it's so real. Dreams are like miracles.

Dream Smoke, man.

What's Dream Smoke?

It's like this miracle that makes you have these visions all up in the Pokémon Dream World where your heart's at.

Hey, David! What are you doing?

Stop talking to random stoners and get back here!

Oh, there's the item and money banks. You can store stuff with them, and it's free for survey team members.

Why didn't you just tell me about the item bank, then?

Everyone else has to pay a premium for the storage, and the bank collects interest.

Oh.