rebrand time babey

The Addams family would worship Barbie like she is a demigod no I will not explain

I’m sorry but I’m not on the gay attention website to not get flirted with

local woman relieved and embarrassed to report that the task she had been postponing for two months ended up taking a grand total of 4 minutes to complete

you know that gag where there’s a character who’s falling off a ledge to their death and they’re all teary and the music swells as their hand slips and then the shot zooms out to show they fell like. two feet. that’s what answering important emails feels like.

just discovered a new type of girl in the wild today. watched this girl walk out of the convenience store and bite her energy drink open

she’s serving absolute divorce papers

Look at that smooth jello kitty!!! I love him so much!!!

Maximum wiggle!!

precious waggle

Just making sure they’re in 1st Gear before they release the clutch.